Big data is coming to town!

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Finger touching network gridsYou’d better watch YouTube, you’d better not cry
You’d better not post, I’m telling you why
Big data is coming to town

He’s making many lists (and selling them too),
he’s writing it twice (for redundancy’s sake),
He’s gonna find out whose naughty or nice
Big data is coming to town

He sees you when you’re sleeping (at least his drones do)
He knows if your awake (based on your cell phone usage)
He knows if you’ve been (rated) bad or good
So (do good) I mean be good for goodness sake

42-40999995You’d better watch YouTube, you’d better not cry
You’d better not post, I’m telling you why
Big data is coming to town

With little tin apps and little toy drones,
Rootie-oops-oops and rum-a-tum tunes.
Curly head dolls that toddle and coo (thanks to AI),
Elephants (Hadoop), boats and kiddie ubers too
Big data is coming to town

The kids in girl and boy land
Will have a coffee or two
They’re going to build the web 3.0
All around the world

You’d better watch YouTube, you’d better not cry
You’d better not post, I’m telling you why
Big Data is coming to town
Big Data is coming to town
Big Data is coming to town

You get the picture, now explore some additional hot topics in big data, such as the Internet of Things (IOT) and see how the IoT can benefit your industry.

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David Pope

Technical Leader, Senior Manager US Energy

David leads the pre-sales technical team for SAS US Energy which solves business problems in the Oil & Gas and Utilities industries using advanced analytics. He earned a BS in Industry Engineering and a Computer Programming Certificate from North Carolina State University. Furthermore, he has over 27 years of business experience working with SAS across R&D, IT, Sales and Marketing in the Americas and Europe. He is an expert in working with data and producing insights through the use of analytics. David has presented at SAS Global Forum, the 2012 SAS Government Leadership Summit, IBM’s Information on Demand(IOD), EMC World, CTO Summit Conferences, is the author of the book: "Big Data Analytics with SAS", and he currently holds 11 patents for SAS in several countries: US, CA, Norway, UK, China, and Hong Kong.

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