Beyond the lobby doors: 4 ways SAS is like Stark Industries

It seems like only yesterday that the SAS Executive Briefing Center (EBC) parking lot was filled with Craft Services tents, high-end luxury cars, movie cameras and, oh, a few celebrities.  But, it’s been nearly a year since SAS became Stark Industries for a day when parts of Iron Man 3 […]

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Can super-powered messaging save Datapolis?

The lines at clinics, hospitals and pharmacies seemed endless. My people, the people of Datapolis, were growing wearier by the day… The targeted, on-time communications intended to inform citizens about new healthcare options and relieve stress on the system were arriving late, or being delivered to the wrong consumers. And […]

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The League of Analytic Heroes is growing...

The League of Analytic Heroes is growing.  With the addition of each new member, we are better able to combat the chaos of big data. Illumino and Magnacomm are eager to welcome their newest team member. Keep your eyes on www.analyticheroes.com for his arrival.  He's already got his eye on […]

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The wait is over... meet MagnaComm from eBay

I am proud to introduce the newest member of the League of Analytic Heroes - MagnaComm from eBay.               tags: analytic heroes

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Are you ready to meet the newest Analytic Hero?

Very soon I will introduce the newest Analytic Hero, joining Illumino  in our mission to control data chaos.  Here's a sneak peak of our newest league member:   tags: analytic heroes, analytics

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Evil Strikes eCommerce

Thanks to Illumino, the citizens of Datapolis are still able to get their medicine and Frackture is being kept at bay; however we both have our hands full and a new crisis is on the horizon. Our data scientists and engineers have informed me that a new evil force is […]

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Infographic: How can you become a big data hero?

tags: analytic heroes, analytics, big data, high-performance analytics

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Faster than a speeding bullet, Analytic Superheroes descend upon SAS Global Forum

SAS Global Forum is known for excitement and surprises. So far, this year has been no different.   It all started on Sunday when Teradata Chief Analytics Officer, Bill Franks, was reported missing.  His absence was especially noticeable because he was expected to promote his new book, Taming the Big Data […]

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Who will help me save Datapolis?

The men, women and children of Datapolis are falling ill at an alarming rate, forcing me to turn my attention away from my ongoing battle with Obscuro and toward helping the Datapolis Council of Elders distribute its medicine before it is too late. As it happens, just as we most […]

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The League of Analytic Superheroes needs your help

Friends, it's with a burdened heart that I inform you of strange and mysterious happenings in the city of Datapolis. In this bustling metropolis, amongst impressive edifices of commerce and government, people are making suboptimal decisions based on emotion and guesswork. This chaos threatens our way of life, and possibly […]

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