Wikipedia will tell you that, in classical mythology, Cupid is the “god of desire, erotic love, attraction and affection.” Cupid will tell you he’s the god of “gettin’ paid”. Using his power over love and affection, he has amassed a large fortune and now immerses himself in decadence and debauchery. He prefers a statuesque (literally) photo as he has let himself go a bit since embarking on a life of leisure. Profile image by: Craig Nagy // license by cc