My new license plate arrived the other day, embossed with my personalized tag of "SASDUMMY". I used the North Carolina Department of Motor Vehicles web site to help select the plate and verify that this tag was available. Apparently there aren't many self-deprecating SAS programmers roaming around I-40.
If you live in North Carolina, you'll be happy to know that there are plenty of other SAS-related inscriptions still up for grabs. These include (but are not limited to) "SASXPERT", "SASDUDE", "DATASTEP", and even the mythological "SAS GOD". (Note: "SAS JEDI" is taken -- I followed his car into the office this morning.)
I do write lots of SAS programs, but my main job here at SAS is as a Windows programmer; my group creates applications that make SAS easier (and more fun!) to use. Given my role, I would not presume to advertise myself on the highways as a "SAS GURU". But then again, I wouldn't demote myself to "SASIDIOT" either (a tag that is also still available -- imagine that).