What a great article Tricia! Also super fun to read everyone's additional stories as well. I was at a conference once (just to be clear, this was not SAS related) and got to watch an author give a keynote to 1000 people .... drunk. Yep, you read right the guy was toast. He slurred words and then started hiccuping. I was waiting for the cane to appear from the curtain to pull him off stage. The audience just sat there stunned.