[...] Yes, this is an example of my using the Big Bazooka of SAS on a pop-gun data and analytical problem.  But it's in the realm of problems that I can understand (somewhat limited), and I hope that you can see how to apply some of these capabilities and thinking to the problems that you encounter out there in the real world.  And who knows? Perhaps someday I won't need to even leave the Wii to perform this analysis. …