The wait is over... meet MagnaComm from eBay

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I am proud to introduce the newest member of the League of Analytic Heroes - MagnaComm from eBay.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

John Scheibmeir (aka MagnaComm), an analytic platforms architect with eBay Inc., the world's leading ecommerce company, joins Illumino on the League of Analytic Heroes to help me battle data chaos.

MagnaComm's super hero story is quite compelling. Here is a short excerpt, but you'll want to read it in its entirety:

A celestial mass of the universe's uncollected and unanalyzed datapoints, The Flood, travels from world to world at light speed, overwhelming analytical platforms with waves of information, and destroying all economic and social systems. And no one knows this better than John Scheibmeir. Three years earlier, far from Datapolis, The Flood struck John's home planet with a fury, nearly destroying every vestige of civilization. In the midst of that catastrophe, John was forced to physically integrate himself into the last remaining platform, to salvage the remains of any evidence his home planet ever existed.

Can John control the flood? Will his integration into the platform make a difference? What super powers will he need to save the system from complete collapse? To find out, read MagnaComm's full story on the Heroes of Analytics site now!

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Dr. Insight

Founder, The League of Analytic Superheroes

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